So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Randomize