The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I just want nice things and good sex
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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