Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
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