I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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