Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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