Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
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