I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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