How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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