garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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