So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
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