Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
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I need you to use more vowels.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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