I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
you will always have a special place in my vag
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
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