BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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