grandma shit on top of the toilet
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
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You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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