Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Liz is crying about burritos again.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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