I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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