just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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