i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
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