The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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