Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
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