i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Randomize
