Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
Two words: nipple clamps
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