I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
17 year olds will be the death of me.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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