Sponge bath it is.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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