my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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