at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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