meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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