new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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