Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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