I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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