i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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