my sisters under your porch take her home
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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