Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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