that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
