I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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