Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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