summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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