I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
His hands were made for my vagina.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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