True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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