question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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