Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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