If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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