your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Randomize
