I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
God, I missed his penis.
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