We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Randomize
