You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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