i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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