using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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