I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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