Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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