ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
where are you?
Hypothermia
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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