Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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