plz talk dirty to me
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Randomize
