I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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