Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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