Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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