She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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