Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Boobs speak an international language.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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